Monday, May 28, 2007

Gather Round...

What's your writing voice? When someone reads your work, do they smile their special smile? Do they know who wrote without even asking? Does your voice shine through?

It's not the vocabulary, the grammar, the proper (or improper) punctuation, tHe FuNkY CaPiToLiZaTiOnS, or any of that other syntactical mess. Trying to get all of those rules right just grants you the satisfying effect of sounding just like a snobby prick with nothing better to do. I guess maybe some people want to be known as The Thesaurus Guy, or Grammar Police, but that's not voice.

The voice is in all of us, a different shade for every heart. But you've got to LISTEN for it. Only when you hear the VOICE can you properly use your own. That little force sitting in the corner of a dusty attic, muttering quietly to herself about what sounds just right. Mixing and matching, drawing from the pool of experience, looking for that almost perfect fit. Adding in a pinch of sarcasm, a dash of melodrama, or just dumping in the whole jar of storytelling. Speaking of storytellers, they're the ones you've got to talk to. The best of them practically created this art and they wield their words like a master swordsman and his blade.

If you would hear me out, I could spin webs for you. This little dish is just the appetizer. But do remember one thing. Keep your theme obvious. No one likes having to argue about how much better their interpretation is than yours. After all, misinterpreted books have led to wars, y'know...

The Tinker

This is the story of a snowstorm. The story of a tinker. The tinker's name was John, and he came to a certain village every winter, to stay at a certain inn. The village was in the middle of a deep forest called the Forest of Waters. The name of the village was Worthing, because the name of the inn was Worthing. John Tinker stayed at the inn because it was his brother's. He lived in a room in a tall tower in the inn, with windows on every side. His brother was Martin Keeper, and he had a son named Amos. Amos loved his uncle John and looked forward to winter, because the birds came to John Tinker. It was as if they knew him, and all the winter they were in and out of his windows; during the storms they huddled together on the sills.

The birds came to him because he knew them. When thy flew he saw through their eyes and felt the air rush by their feathers. When the birds were ill or broken, he could find the hurt place in them and make it well again. He could do this with people, too...

When he came to the village, they brought their sick to him, their lame, and he made them well again. But to do it, he had to dwell inside them for a time, and become them, and when he left, he took the memories with him, until the memories of a thousand pains and fears dwelt in him. Always the memory of pain and fear, never the memory of healing. So that more and more he was afraid to heal others, and more and more he wanted to stay with the birds. All they remembered was flight and food, mates and nestlings.

And the more he withdrew from the people of the village, the more they feared and were afraid of him because of his power, until at last they didn't think of him as a man at all, even though he had been born among them, and he did not think of himself as one of them either, though he remembered almost all their agonies.

Then came a horrible winter, and the snow was so deep in one terrible storm that it cracked the roof beams of some houses, and killed and cripple people in their sleep, and froze others so the sickness crept up their dead legs and arms. The people cried out to John Tinker, Heal us, make us whole. He tried, but there were too many of them all at once. He couldn't work fast enough, and even though he saved some, more died.

"Why didn't you save my son!" shouted one. "Why didn't you save my daughter, my wife, my husband, father, mother, sister, brother" - and they began to punish him. They punished him by killing birds and heaping them up at the door of the inn.

When he saw the broken birds he got angry. He had taken all the years of their pain, and now they killed the birds because he could not do enough of a miracle to please them. He was so angry that he said, "You can all die, I'm through with you." He bundled himself in his warmest clothes and left.

The fourth day after John Tinker left was the bottom of despair. Not a soul left alive that had not lost kin to the storm, saving only Martin Keeper, who had but the one son, Amos, who was alive. Amos wanted to tell the people, "Fools, if you had only been grateful for what Uncle John could do he wold not have left, and he would be here to heal the ones with frozen legs and the ones with broken backs." But his father caught the thought before Amos could speak, and bade him be silent. "Our house stands, and my son lives, and our eyes are as blue as John Tinker's eyes. Do we want their rage to fall on us?"

So they held their peace, and on the fourth night John Tinker came back, frozen from wandering in the storm, weary and silent. He came in and said nothing to them. And they said nothing to him. They just beat him until he fell, and then kicked him until he died, because they had no use for a god who couldn't save them from everything. The end.

-The Worthing Saga

Monday, May 14, 2007

Page 1842 please

*Ding*

Alright class, take your seats. You all won't be here much longer and we've simply no time left! That final won't take itself! Right then, get your notebooks out and let's review what we've learned this past year. Who can tell me what the focus of this course has been?

"Erm...nothing?"

...

Yes, exactly right.

I am not teaching you moralistic values, nor how to utilize logic in everyday situations. I am not teaching you how to be what is essentially considered good. I am not teaching you what is just, what is right, what is evil, what is cruel. Chivalry? Please.

I teach you how to look at a map, how to rip apart dead animals, how to use a calculator, how to follow a constrictive rubric, how to read a book the correct way. I teach conformity. Greed. Competition. Gossip. Paranoia. Betrayal. And most of all: drama.

Time for a short lesson in breaching the fourth wall. Did school teach me to write this way? To weave my feelings into words as naturally as breathe? My dive into literature was not achieved through a modern education. My teacher was another. One who is many. Many who will recognize themselves should their eyes ever wander to this little corner. They did not intend to pass anything on to me. I merely watched...and learned. The ability to do as such is what is truly required in our learnings, I think. That and a sense of right and wrong. Now back to your regularly scheduled rant.

Class, does a numerical value between 0 and 100 determine who you are? What you're worth? Whether or not you'll ever amount to anything useful? Sadly, to the fools in power given to them by other fools, that is exactly what a number means. To them, you will never be anything more than a number...an insignificant statistic.

Class dismissed. Study hard.

Sunday, May 6, 2007

Let's Carpe Some Diem

You've got one chance to get it right. There are no magic spells to bring your stone back up the river of Time. No reset buttons or save points to start over where you decided to screw up. Once the die rolls, that's it. Better make that shake count, eh?

Lady Fortune lays down her cards.

Tough luck there, mate. Doesn't look like the chips are yours this time around. No use crying over spilt milk though right? 'Tis just milk after all. What about spilt blood though? Sometimes you've got to look back at the bridge you just crossed. Sometimes that bridge has already been burnt to ashes. A thin line it is...not worrying about everything and not worrying about enough. Walk through life looking behind you and that's just where you'll get: nowhere at all. Of course, walk through life never once looking back and one day you'll wake up with a lovely little knife sticking out of your back with a dash of crimson upon its blade.

Watch your back, lad. That's a good hand you've got there. Make sure you don't waste it.